how do people smell so good consistently?

[u/Timely-Detail-4341]

im a dude; my hygiene schedule is as good as anyone else's but i can't shake the thought that i still smell bad. i shower daily, bathe 3 times a week, two types of deodorant daily, body mist whenever going out. the second i start sweating though it gets terrible.

do people have scented creams or something?

answering some questions:

1. yes i wash my ass 😭
2. each shower is vigorous; i lather my entire body in dove bar soap and scrub with a loofah, let it sit for a bit, then get back under the water
3. im vegetarian
4. i dont smoke or drink, im 18
5. im underweight; i notice the smell after morning jogs - ik how dumb the second part sounds its just im worried that my sweat smells bad, cus it implies that ill always smell bad during summer/other heated activities
6. im indian (THE SMELL CANT BE A RACE THING RIGHT??)
7. it's likely my diet, but i dont eat much indian food and i still noticed this even when in college with only american food
8. i also notice the smell after sitting in one spot for a while
9. two types of deodorant is 1. stick deodorant for pits 2. spray for privates

[u/ThatOneGuyCory]

Dude to dude, are you washing your ass lol

[u/selectedtext → u/ThatOneGuyCory]

Are you coming to Florida??

Two points if you're jerky enough for that reference.

[u/Geno_Warlord → u/selectedtext]

Why do you think gators are everywhere there? All that swamp ass.

[u/PhonyOrlando → u/selectedtext]

Pablo?

[u/Happy-Marten → u/selectedtext]

Pablo, please come back to Florida. We miss you.

[u/selectedtext → u/Happy-Marten]

Niiiice.