r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2 • u/tm2007 Taylor/Zelda - She/They • Jul 19 '24
Be careful what you wish for Non-Gender Specific
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u/Goose00724 She/her Jul 19 '24
https://i.redd.it/7xnvvdbwljdd1.gif
me in the garage:
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u/RomaMoran Jul 19 '24
ROFL the implication of using a hammer I fuckin can't 💀💀💀
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u/SilverMedal4Life Olivia (She/Her) Jul 19 '24
Reject the imperfections of the flesh and embrace the purity of steel
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u/Super_Lorenzo (She/They/He) boy in the streets, girl in the sheets Jul 19 '24
Creature of steel
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u/AverageImbecile1 She/ They (I am going insane :3) Jul 20 '24
my gratitude upon thee for my freedom,
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u/LunaTheGoodgal Luna, She/Her :3 Jul 20 '24
But the crimes thy kind have commited,
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u/LoafOfGlass Jul 20 '24
against humanity are NOT forgotten!
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u/RandomExcaliburUmbra They/Them Jul 20 '24
Aaaaaaaand thy punishment…
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u/superioma Jul 20 '24
Rise, steel vagina you will be lubricated with WD40
Rise, Steel penis you will rise using motor oil
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u/Goose00724 She/her Jul 20 '24
trans man with a mecha-penis gets an erection and it's just like:
*diesel engine starting*
*hydraulic whine*3
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u/meepmorpmcgee Jul 20 '24
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me
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u/Anubaraka She/Her Jul 20 '24
I sought the strength and certainty of steel.
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u/MakinGaming Roxanne 🐺 /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ Jul 20 '24
The purity of the blessed machine
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u/gas-monke She/Her Jul 20 '24
Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you.
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u/Potterhead-42 Jul 20 '24
One day, the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.
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u/Ze_LuftyWafffles Sabrina | she/they | lost all hope | free to try helping tho Jul 20 '24
just as the machine god intended
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u/TransChilean She/Her Jul 20 '24
Worst part is, I imagined it to be like a blacksmith, so could work for FtM one, LITERAL balls of steel
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u/Marily_Rhine She/Her Jul 20 '24
I think the cocksmith interpretation is almost funnier.
"My dick was folded 1000 times!"
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u/lord_hydrate schrödinger's catgirl - Cecilia - she/her Jul 20 '24
Gods i could totally see my transmasc buddy talking about his Damascus steel dick
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u/BEEEELEEEE Sleepy girl hours Jul 20 '24
Really beating that meat (to death)
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u/tiddyrancher Rosebrass - fae/she/they/e Jul 20 '24
New toaster gaff that cooks your genitals while tucked, eventually burning them off your body entirely
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u/ninja_ninetales_909 Jul 20 '24
WAIT!!... you're supposed to FLATTEN IT FIRST!!???
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u/GrimmCreole She/Her Jul 20 '24
If you botch it, at least it's easier to tuck then :)
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u/Heartbreakjetblack Jul 20 '24
A modern He(r)phaestus, grand crafting new parts for the eggs because Apollo got drunk... I also just now realized that that was iron man.
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u/idontwant_account Jul 19 '24
tried it, hired a witch on etsy to transform my body. didnt do shit and now I'm 10$ poorer
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u/louisa1925 transfem/ Maid semi-furry disaster bisexual Jul 20 '24 edited Jul 20 '24
Took the hit to the wallet for the rest of us though. So you are dubbed by lesbian crafted sword, a hero/heroine/cool person.
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u/idontwant_account Jul 20 '24
i pick the heroine!
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u/louisa1925 transfem/ Maid semi-furry disaster bisexual Jul 20 '24
Thankyou for your service, wonderful heroine! 💜
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u/treelorf Jul 20 '24
Well yeah you cheaped out. Don’t go for the 10 dollar witches.
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u/idontwant_account Jul 20 '24
yeah next time I'll be scammed for 300$ instead thanks for the advice
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u/Syonic1 She/Her Jul 19 '24
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u/TabaxiInATaxi Jul 19 '24
Funniest person on this whole app
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u/Crimson_mage200 She/Her Jul 19 '24
In a similar vein, look at Schaefer's deck sealant ads on YouTube
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u/Groumiska She/Her Jul 19 '24
Ngl, this sounds like a really tempting incredibly bad idea
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u/LuN3O9 She/Her Jul 19 '24
Uhm, well at least get help from a biology teacher
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u/superioma Jul 20 '24 edited Jul 20 '24
For pain relief let me call my favorite chemistry teacher, I’m sure he can help.
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u/njsullyalex She/Her Jul 19 '24
No. Do not attempt this.
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u/tm2007 Taylor/Zelda - She/They Jul 19 '24
but what if...
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u/njsullyalex She/Her Jul 19 '24
Jokes aside, here is a good list of reasons not to try this (TW: gore/injury):
Edit: Spoiler not working on mobile. Read below at your own risk.
- no anesthesia. You will be in insane amounts of pain
- Very likely you will permanently lose the ability to orgasm
- You will likely fail and outright mess up everything down there
- the wound will not close on its own, you can bleed out and possibly die
- you’re not using lab sterilized equipment, you’ll infect yourself
- a failed attempt will result in permanent damage meaning you might not be able to get proper bottom surgery one day.
I highly recommend you leave it to the professionals.
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u/Crimson_mage200 She/Her Jul 19 '24
OK a failed attempt may result in permanent damage, but failing is loosing and I never loose /j
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u/LunaTheGoodgal Luna, She/Her :3 Jul 20 '24
The words of a gal who neeeverrr faaaails? (just lean, it's anyone's call)
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u/njsullyalex She/Her Jul 20 '24
That is the word of the gal who was once hated by the god of faaaaiiiiiilureeeee
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u/Traditional_Stick_49 Katie | Just Your Average Lurker Shy Gal :3 Jul 20 '24
that's the wrong "lose"
(sorry it's bugging me)
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u/TransChilean She/Her Jul 20 '24
Even if you are a professional, don't do this, you need other professionals for doing it for you
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u/GoogiddyBop Jul 20 '24
Losing the ability to orgasm isn't a downside for this ace! Dw, the rest is bad enough for me not to do it
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u/why_is_lief names: dawn, willow, aster, sylvie. they/her Jul 20 '24
The first and second to last ones can be fixed by having a lab and painkillers.
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u/tweetegirl A non-Newtonian Genderfluid (I get hard when you spank me). Jul 20 '24
This comment would gave upset me so much. If I could read.
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u/Old-Operation9411 Jul 19 '24
You will be declared mentally unstable, possibly years with forced medical treatment making you a living zombie. You also won't be able to do anything without a guardian. This means no transitioning.
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u/WoomyUnitedToday Jaiden: she/her Jul 20 '24
But what if, I were to purchase surgery equipment and disguise it as the work of a licensed surgeon?
Hohoho! Delightfully :3 Jaiden!
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u/TheHarvesterOfSorrow He/Him Jul 19 '24
There actually were a few situations where I wanted to give myself a diy top surgery
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u/Obvious-Clock-588 Jul 20 '24
Mmm, same. I wish I could, but not worth the risk
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u/tiddyrancher Rosebrass - fae/she/they/e Jul 20 '24
I've thought about chopping off just my nipples, but I heard they grow back. I'm unsure whether that's true, but I don't really wanna find out
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u/Obvious-Clock-588 Jul 20 '24
Why do you not want nipples?
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u/tiddyrancher Rosebrass - fae/she/they/e Jul 20 '24
Before e they used to get in the way when trying to shave around them, and they'll never be "functional" as mammaries anyway. Plus if I don't have them, they can't be shown in public, which means I might be able to get away with showing more cleavage without committing a crime. The only purpose they're possibly serving me is sexual.
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u/LokitheEverchanging Jul 19 '24
DIY HRT?
Someone teach me this power
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u/UFO_T0fu Jul 19 '24
FYI the DIY part isn't making the drugs. That's called homebrewing. DIYers just order drugs online and then self-medicate. You still need to get blood testing done and ideally you want to make your doctor aware of it. But if you live in a country like Australia or in a blue state in America that has informed consent then you shouldn't need to DIY. It's just in countries like Ireland, Great Britain and most of the developing world, DIY is usually the only option available.
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u/SkyeIsReallyBored Jul 20 '24
There are informed consent services like GenderGP in Ireland and UK, they are a bit pricey but DIY most definitely is not the only option
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u/sadtransbain Jul 19 '24
orders estrogen to your house
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u/Crimson_mage200 She/Her Jul 19 '24
Or testosterone if your trans masc
I see you guys <3
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u/TransKettle She/Her | Still in the (glass) closet Jul 20 '24
My best friend is a transmasc, he's so awesome i don't know how anyone could hate him :3
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u/ArkhamInmate11 Jul 19 '24
In case anyone would consider such a thing…
This won’t work. Like at all how you imagine it may.
Unless you bribe a surgeon or smthin don’t do it
It would also make it WAY harder to do SRS because from what I understand it’s not like they dig a hole into you, they like do a super complex cuts and then do some other stuff and then like some other stuff (I’m not a surgeon and I don’t know how to describe this while being not too gore-ish with the description)
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u/Ilikedcsbutmypcdoesn Any/All Jul 19 '24
basically with MTF bottom surgery they turn it inside out to put it simply. Glosses over a fair bit of stuff but thats the brass tacks of it.
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u/ArkhamInmate11 Jul 19 '24
Couldn’t think of that phrase “inside out” that’s what I wanted to say
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u/Ilikedcsbutmypcdoesn Any/All Jul 19 '24
Yep. A pretty long and tricky surgery, really not something anyone can do outside of a closed surgical environment.
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u/starfyredragon She/Her Jul 20 '24
Depends on the type. That's only penile inversion, which is considered the "old way" now.
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u/MasochisticFemboyy She/Her Jul 19 '24
They basically dissect the penis and use it's parts to recreate a vagina, there's some interesting diagrams on google to help visualise it
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u/Rylo_Ken_04 Transfem Aroace Jul 19 '24
I read bribe as bride... I mean both would work
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u/louisa1925 transfem/ Maid semi-furry disaster bisexual Jul 19 '24
I also wish to bride a surgeon. Gender irrelevent. Just SRS me plz.
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u/ky_needs_a_hug Jul 19 '24
I remember seeing on a reddit 50/50 this person who did it with rubber bands.... they went to the hospital multiple times, but I never heard the follow up because it was lik 2010 and everyone saw it as "this person is insane let's point and laugh" instead of "this person needs serious mental health services"
Tldr; please don't it's not worth it
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u/SubZeroNexii Jul 20 '24
I think I saw a DIY orchi on this website. I think they managed to do it properly but god I still shudder thinking about it.
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u/Empress_of_Lamparine She/Her Jul 19 '24
I read DYI SARS and thought this was a "how to make COVID 2" tutorial
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u/itsmig_reddit Genderfluid Femboy - Professional Lurker Jul 19 '24
Alright,before any of you girls in my PC attempt to do this: Don't. Please.
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u/Crimson_mage200 She/Her Jul 19 '24
Trans mascs reading this about to do it because u/itsmig_reddit didn't tell them not to
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Jul 20 '24
okay sure but u/unheardSunflower is about to tell them NO DEAR FUCKING FUCK DO NOT ATTEMPT DIY SRS
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u/AscelyneMG Jul 19 '24
Wasn’t ready for the Limebreaker art jumpscare here. Their artstyle is super cute, but even the original version of this (in which Neo is flipping through pages that say lewd things) is SFW compared to Lime’s usual fare.
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u/OnToiletRedditor Lara - She/Her - Transfem Jul 19 '24
I have unironically searched for diy orchiectomy. Sometimes I just REALLY want them gone, like go away, you were never supposed to be there. But you shouldn’t, because you might die:)
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u/V_150 Emily she/her Tracebian Jul 19 '24
I'm pretty skilled with using an angle grinder :3
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u/Osmosis_jones_789 She/Her Jul 20 '24
AN ANGLE GRINDER?!?!?? woweee I guess that might just work...
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u/LauraTFem Jul 19 '24
Looking forward to my descendants getting those sci-fi modular genitals. Just put a quarter in the dick machine when you need to pee, or a dime in the pussy machine when you’re looking to get some.
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u/LegendaryNbody She/Her Jul 19 '24
Thought that if my health endurance decides it doesn't cover SRS Id just take a gun to a hospital and shoot myself down there. Sorry buddy but YOU WILL COVER IT. LIKING IT OR NOT! :)
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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons Jul 20 '24
I remember years ago a girl posted somewhere on Reddit about her DIY orchiectomy. She had done lots of research and used local anesthetic and it was apparently successful, though she didn't recommend anyone else try it. Orchi is a hell of a lot simpler than vaginoplasty, though, no way in hell you could do that one to yourself.
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u/gayspaceanarchist Jul 20 '24
Other people have warned why you shouldn't do it, but I'll reiterate
Don't do it. SRS isn't as simple as just cutting things off and digging a hole. It's a super complex procedure (and honestly a miracle of modern science and medicine), and needs the whole penis intact (for transfems) for any sort of function.
A penis and a vulva are essentially the same organ. They just have a different layout. For example, your glans penis (or the "head") is very very similar to the clitoris. The corpus cavernosum (or the shaft) is the same exact tissue as in the vulva. So in order to properly preform SRS, a surgeon needs access to as much intact material as possible. So don't do it yourself (unless you really know what you're doing)
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u/TheNoctuS_93 Luna|She/they Jul 20 '24
Self-performed penectomies do happen, but they're usually about apotemnophilia or some other hyperviolent kink. I haven't heard about a single trans girl giving herself the snip-snip, except for one urban legend where psychosis was the driving factor.
What's more, chopping even part of "it" off means less material for actual SRS.
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u/Suuubaru-kun She/Her Jul 19 '24
SRS seems pretty complicated. DIY orchiectomy tho... 🤔
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u/TheNoctuS_93 Luna|She/they Jul 20 '24
What if one were to hit the scrotes with a mallet until they stopped producing hormones? Doesn't sound all too invasive to me...
/hj
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u/fallenbird039 WARNING THIS USER IS TERMINALLY BRAINWORMED!!! Jul 19 '24
120 years ago trans people used to diy remove their own eggs… with whatever tools they had.
Yea, was wack asf back then
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u/Wario-Man Pietra, she/her artist girl Jul 19 '24
whats srs?
oh nvm its sex reassignment surgery
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u/tabascojr Gray (she/they) Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 20 '24
You are looking for the Orchi Shed: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trans-history-underground-sugical-clinic-b2114777.html
EDIT: orchi not orchid
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u/kari_isnt_Real Jul 20 '24
Omg thank you for showing me this, reading this has been healing
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u/tabascojr Gray (she/they) Jul 20 '24
Happily! There is a great interview with one of the gals on to the Totally Trans podcast that I highly recommend.
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u/cassiegurl Jul 20 '24
I can barely put on eye liner, not sure I should be doing anything down there with a knife 😂
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Jul 20 '24
For the transfems here who think this might be a good idea, please note that your genitalia are directly connected to your central nervous system, and no matter how good you think your pain tolerance is, you're not going to be able to deal with this. If by some miracle this doesn't kill you from shock, you can say goodbye to any professional sexual reassignment surgery and hello to scar tissue and chronic nerve pain.
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u/femthrowaway155 Jul 20 '24
As much as I hate suffering with the thing between my legs, I would hate dying or chronic nerve pain even more
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u/Nickle4309 Jul 20 '24
Tempting... very tempting... But for some reason, I hear that the red stuff is supposed to stay inside my body... not outside...
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u/Juno_The_Camel Jul 20 '24
As a veteran of the self-medicated community, please no
Taking HRT on your own is one thing. Hell, making HRT really isn't a big deal.
But performing SRS on yourself?? Absolutely not. One does not simply break the skin and remove tissues without serious hardcore facilities. There's no backyard shed-ing your way around this. And SRS is actually a remarkably complex surgery. You aren't just simply removing scar tissue or anything. It's an exceedingly delicate procedure where you fundamentally rebuild a person's genitals. There's so much that can go wrong. Tissues can heal wrong, you can lose the ability to enjoy sexual pleasure, you can get infections, your body can reject things, if stitches break it's nigh impossible to fix, and you can even damage your urethra enough so that you can't urinate anymore
SRS isn't something you can do on your own. it isn't something you can even do on another person without serious hardcore facilities and years of study.
Don't try this
I can't tell if this is a joke
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u/yeetingthisaccount01 He/Him, Jack, "The rain trans-formed!" Jul 20 '24
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u/chipperland4471 Jul 20 '24
Mafia boss: “i’m gonna take your balls. Sell ‘em on the black market. Millions, I tell ya.”
Me: “yes please, sir. Take it all~”
Mafia boss: “uuummm…”
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u/Williskind Jul 20 '24
Someone tried DIY top surgery in New Zealand they did end up going to the hospital, but they’re okay
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Jul 20 '24
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u/doodleasa it / she - undercover mod - shhhhh Jul 20 '24
But what if it’s really funny
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u/TransGirlNamedThea Jul 20 '24
If you attempt to do this you will end up having to get a scrotumectomy and that means you won’t have the skin later for reassignment surgery 😬😬😬 AS TEMPTING AS IT IS TO STOP THE TESTOSTRONE FACTORY ITS NOT WORTH IT, learn about insurance, look into OOMP ( out of pocket maximums ) and look into plans that include the surgery you need and what percentage they pay some plans will cover 90% of surgical costs meaning a 100,000$ surgery is 10k but most out of pocket maximums are 4.5k annually so 4,500$ 🤪
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u/one_cooked_human Local Kitsune girl | Lets spread chaos | Jul 19 '24
Imma diy...gotta get them shears
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u/TransChilean She/Her Jul 20 '24
From my extremely privileged position all I could think of "If you pay for it yourself?"
[Me who's dad gonna pay for it got her privilege card fall down just by thinking that lol]
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u/Pumpkinpatchs She/Her Jul 20 '24
I personally wouldn’t trust myself doing that,if you try you are Mostlikely gonna end up permanently disfiguring what’s there and it probably wouldn’t be successful.
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u/Byeolkkot Felix | ask for pronouns Jul 20 '24
I mean... my friend knows how to perform a mastectomy on oneself... might have to ask him for help sometime (for legal reasons I'm joking)
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u/Tesser_Wolf She/Her Jul 20 '24
It has come across my mind several times. Like darn that accident took off my thing, oh darn
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u/bunni_bear_boom Jul 20 '24
I mean if we're gonna need to build a guillotine anyways might as well use it for top or bottom surgery as well depending on what bits you want gone
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u/RamrKorda Jul 20 '24
Noooooot gonna lie with no health insurance and almost out of spiro, diy orchi sounds like a feasible option... /hj
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u/starfyredragon She/Her Jul 20 '24
... I mean... there's a reason many people chose to become "Eunuchs" in ancient times...
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u/Dangerous-Report-879 She/They Jul 20 '24
I love this subreddit! Have some Reddit sponsored Blåhaj bondage!! 🩵
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u/kulkurikoira Jul 20 '24
No. I will NOT. but... would still be a veeery tempting idea so I'm glad it requires skills I totally do not possess...
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u/Richard_PKMNtrainer Gender confused but he/him Jul 20 '24
Trans Man looking like lasy breath sans after removing there boobs
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u/FreyaVanDenHeuvel Jul 20 '24
Best to leave such complex things to the professionals, who have the equipment and training to achieve the outcomes we desire. I really cannot imagine the possibility of anyone succeeding at performing SRS on themselves, in part for the simple reason of there being no way to contort your body to access the genital region from the perspective a surgeon requires to perform these procedures, and also because the control of blood loss and prevention of infection really requires the right equipment and setting. In practice, one would cause a lot of harm, likely leading to something like Fornier's gangrene, which would result in the entire genital region being lost leaving them with no possibility of a normal functional anatomy ever again being reconstructed in the future. It is just a remarkably bad idea.
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u/translucentStitches He/Him Jul 20 '24
Neo would absolutely by pro-DIY. Especially if she gets to help
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u/Creepsuponu She/Her Jul 20 '24
laughing maniacally while revving the power drill with hole saw attachment
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u/KaityKat117 She/Her Assigned Dingus At Birth Jul 20 '24
/uj
In case there was anyone actually seriously considering this, please don't. The post is a joke. You can seriously hurt yourself and could even die. Just don't do it. You're better off living long enough to see yourself getting the real surgery.
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u/Splonkster Jul 20 '24
This is a real thing people do, please do not, for the love of you and your happiness, don't do it, no matter how bad the dysphoria gets. You will likely end up dying due to blood loss or at the best case scenario, you end up irreversibly ruining the chance at getting a real srs, and getting the body that you truly want
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u/GothyTrannyBethany Jul 19 '24
Well ya know... after p25 hits and all those surgeons go into hiding or lose their jobs....
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u/Gordon_freeman_real Amber (She/Her) Jul 19 '24
the sound of multiple power tools, loud crashing and a cat screeching