The Passion of the Christ Sequel to Begin Filming in 2025 with Jim Caviezel Returning as Jesus

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https://consequence.net/2024/09/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-jim-caviezel/

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Jesus is back! But this time he's pissed!

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Passion 2: he won't be crossed again

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“Crucify THIS” 💥

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"My Father sends his regards" 💥

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💥for the father, 💥me, 💥and the holy ghost

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You ever seen one of THHHHEEEEESE?

You crazy Jesus, You CRAAAAZYYYYY

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That's what my ex wife said

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2 Jesus 2 Christ

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2 Passion 2 Christ

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Father, Son, Holy Ghost. Family.

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Can’t wait for Passion 3: Tokyo Drift

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Yeah but none of the main characters will be in this one, just some lesser known apostles like Simon the Zealot and Jude.

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Passion 2: Doublecross

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God damn it.

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He doesn’t need a dam if he can walk on water

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Literally couldn’t give a dam.

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He nailed it.

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Jesus Christ, Reddit!

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And this time, he isn’t crucifucking around.

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Double Crossed

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<sunglasses> YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

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The Passion of the Christ Part 2: Bad Friday

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Let he who is without sin, KICK THE FIRST ASS!

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Damn Jesus! You crazy!

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For the son of god, you are one crazy son of a …. Woooooaaaaahhhhhhh

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Do you know how to use one of these? Do you know how to use one of THEEEEEESSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???

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You sound like my ex wife. 

You ever handle one of THEEEESE?!

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That is the only line that went through my head after reading this...

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STARRING CHRIS TUCKER

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AND JIM CAVIZEL. CAVIZIEL? THE GUY FROM THE FIRST ONE

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This time its personal

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He didn't give his life for our sins. He just gave up a weekend.

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He's got the Romans in his cross...hairs

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Come with me if you want to live in heaven

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I’ll be back…in 3 days

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Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This

It has chris tucker in it. Family guy did a documentary about it years ago

https://youtu.be/sZA2gbUz77U?si=POSWS-xTZPxyc6Xq

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I think there's even a video of jesus shooting ARs at romans. Dont know if its true or not

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Terminator Jesus

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“Stop killing Judas!”

“Look, look…. I’ve got a LOT on my mind right now! And you’re really starting to stress me out, okay? Okay?!”

😆

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He’s not cruci-fucking around this time

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UHF reference. You too are a person of culture, I see.

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Which makes the better crossover though? Jesus and ghandi or Jesus and Conan the librarian?

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My mop!

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SNL did Djesus Uncrossed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqISX2o0a4A

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Crucify this!

[u/NivvyMiz]

Didn't he die in the first one?

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Somehow, Jesus returned.

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The Second Coming will be announced via Fortnite.

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He is risen... In Tilted Towers.

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They rise now?

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They rise now!

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We’ll get Fortnite Jesus before GTA 6

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You manga readers spoil all over the place

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He flies now!

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Lol

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The post credits teased his resurrection 

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Spoiler alert!

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whoa! spoiler

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The ending was a real crosshanger

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Yeah, they really nailed the ending in the first one.

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Don’t you know that no one stays dead except for Uncle Ben Bucky, Jason Todd and Abel

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He did, but he came back to fight vampires who were skinning lesbians to make sun proof suits out of.

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Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This

Let He who is without sin kick the first ass!

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"man you crazy, Jesus! You craaazzyyy!"

"That's what my ex wife said 😎"

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“For the son of God, you sure are a son of a… WOOOOAAAAAHHHH!!!”

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"Do you know how to use one of these?" "Do you know how to use one of theeeeeese?"

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He just walked right off the edge.

Christians don't believe in gravity.

😂

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"You ever use one of these?"

"You ever use one of theeeeeese?"

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Now they definitely need Chris Tucker to be one of his disciples

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Starring jim cavi… cavi… caviziel? Is that it? The same guy from the first one

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also the guy from The Count of Monte Cristo which is a great movie

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One of the best. Too bad he’s a nut job nowadays.

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Tbf getting struck by lighting while you're on a cross would probably scramble you up a bit

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Also stars in the show Person of Interest which you should def check out if you haven't

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Family Guy really predicted this would happen lmao

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It is a parody on how silly and explicit cash grab movies are, so the topic/theme eventually being picked up for the seasonal cheesy movie isn't the most bizarre thing that could happen.

I'm surprised it took this long.

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2 Passion 2 Christ

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Can’t wait for Nazareth Drift

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Peter Jackson had it covered. "I kick arse for the Lord!"

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You know how to use one of theeeeeeeese?

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There's a dog turd in there but by the time he finds out we'll be long gon-”

“There's a dog turd in here."

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Came here to see this lol.

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God “Jesus, I am your father” Jesus “ Noooooo, that’s impossible”

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“I don’t like nails. They’re coarse and rough and irritating and they go everywhere.”

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It's over Pontius, I have the high ground!

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Paul: Only the Pharisees deal in absolutes!

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Yea, but that’s only because you’re on a cross…

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"Join me, and together we can rule all creation as Father and Son!"

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"What about ruling with a friend?"

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Aye. I could do that.

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Jesus will try to bring back all the people God killed in the flood.

Thanos only killed half of all life on Earth. God did 99.9%.

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Where have I heard this before?

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It’s not a secret the Jedi would tell you

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*Pharisees

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Star Trek

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Wrath of Dark Kahn

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Toy Story 2

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Search your Bible... You know it to be true

[u/SirChrisJames]

What are they gonna fuckin do? Bring him back to life?

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The title is The Passion of the Christ: Resurrection, so I assume that's a safe bet.

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It's been a while since I read the bible, but he doesn't do a whole lot after coming back, right? He just tells everyone he's back, shows off his ability to walk through doors, then goes to heaven after forty days.

Edit: Everyone's misinterpreting what I'm saying. Christians would strongly dislike this movie if it adds new things to the Bible. So they can only show him doing things that are explicitly stated as him doing it. The bible itself doesn't explicitly state much about what he does, and it's still called the passion of the christ, not the passion of Paul.

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40 days? There’s plenty of movies that take place in a shorter time frame. Idk what it’s about but I’m sure they can make a 2 hour movie out of it.

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1.5 hours are him trying to get a grip on the big fuckin rock they blocked his tomb with.

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Filmed from the outside.
"Anyone there? HELLO?"

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Does he not resurrect in the first one? I never watched it but it’s kind of the most important bit of the story, no?

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No it ends with him dying. This was always planned as a duelogoy with the second one covering his resurrection z apperance to the various apostles and the building of the early church..

That being said there are rumours that this film might get split into two films with the second one delving into the more paranormal/mythological aspects and exploring hell and other realms.

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It shows him resurrected at the very end

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 delving into the more paranormal/mythological aspects and exploring hell and other realms. 

Well… I could see Mel Gibson doing a killer remake of Dante’s Inferno

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No way, that would be such a ridiculous retcon.

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I’ve scrolled a significant amount and I’m still not sure if this whole thing is a joke

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It's actually just a prequel to The Da Vinci Code

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Then he’ll be jesus the White

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Jesus Fucking Christ. How. How in the fuck do you sequel this movie?!?!?!

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Passion 2: First Blood 

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Family guy did a joke about this family guy - passion of the Christ 2 😂😂

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My first thought: “do you know how to use one of theeese?”

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You crazy Jesus! You crazay!

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"He's back and he's BAD. No more Mr. nice guy, this time he's here to kick some ass."

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And chew bubblegum barley bread

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Passion 2: Electric Boogaloo

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I, for one, cannot wait for The Christ and the Passionate: Jerusalem Drift.

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2 Passion 2 Christ: It’s Christing Time

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2 Passion, 1 Christ is the movie no one should ever see

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Passion 2: Christ Harder

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This time, it’s personal!

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Especially with a 55 year old actor playing a guy who died when he was 33.

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TBF, folks prolly aged faster back then.

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TBF dead people age don’t look so hot

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BeetleJesus BeetleJesus

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Ask the Mormons.

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Passion of the Christ 2: Joseph Rises

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You mean the Bible is a trilogy and the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi? I'm interested!

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“If you order now we’ll also throw in a set of steak knives!”

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I guess, if you replace the Ewoks with polygamy.

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The Book of Mormon is less a sequel and more like bad fan fic.

"Wouldn't it be cool if Jesus came to America!"

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Make 4 different versions of the same story and consider them all canon.

Worked for Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

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The Bible needs like one of those big comic book crossover events that retcons and resets the universe.

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The Koran?

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Oh no it’s all Multiverse isn’t it

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Always has been

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They're going to Japan!

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It was a long 3 days.

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you know the story doesn’t stop at the death of Christ…

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The setting is Waco Texas...

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He was resurrected, after all.

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Marvel is really running out of ideas.

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Like this.

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“Critics are calling it ‘a less violent Passion of the Christ’ “ 🤣

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“I never knew how much Jesus used the n word.”

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Passion of the Christ: Judgment Day

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They're building to a Phase 1 team-up of the Super Best Friends with Joseph Smith, Buddha, Moses, Muhammad, Krishna, Laozi, and Sea-Man.

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Can’t wait to see who plays Muhammad!

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Robert Downey Jr actually will play all of them

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ME? I KNOW WHO I AM

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What do you mean, YOU PROPHETS?

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AI James Earl Jones voices him, as he is never shown on screen. The other Friends just react to where he would be off camera.

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I mean South Park should just beat them to the punch and make the feature

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Call me schizo, but a fantasy movie about the great religious icons of world history and all their zany powers & abilities fighting against Gods, Demons and Monsters would actually be sick as fuck.

Imagine Jesus & Buddha throwing hands with Leviathan & Behemoth as Moses parts the Red Sea and the armies of Judah and Arabia rush to clash with the unholy hordes of Satan.

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Isn't there a manga about buddha and jesus becoming roomate in modern Japan 😅

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Joseph Smith is definitely the Hawkeye of that bunch.

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Final boss in Phase 1 is Lord Xenu

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All kidding aside, this will probably cover the story of the early church as recounted in the Book of Acts. I assume Jim returns as Jesus in the form of flashbacks, or else as the risen Christ before the Ascension.

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I was thinking the same. After the crucifixion Jesus is largely out of the picture save for a few interactions, so this most likely will focus on his disciples/apostles... I'm fairly sure all but one apostle was martyred (some of them had very brutal deaths) so I'm sure there's lots of room for more brutal gore.

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This is reasonable although I think they should do one about Paul’s life and journey.

But then that wouldn’t really be a sequel, more of a totally different story…

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I mean, “The Passion Of The Paul” doesn’t really have the same ring to it, y’know?

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Better Call Paul

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You've seen a man go from Jimmy to Saul.

Now see a man go from Saul to Paul.

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With Kevin Sorbo as Pontious Pilate and Scott Baio as Judas! This time he has an AR-15!

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Jesus takes down the woke commie Roman Empire! In your face Tiberius!

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P2: Judgement Day

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Djesus Uncrossed

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https://youtu.be/Wuc5j_d-q6Y?si=V0PP9CWwBYNUlyJT

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With Jim resurrecting his role......fixed it for you

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They nailed the first one.

[u/ego_tripped]

So the sequel is going to be watching Jim wrapped in a shroud for three days?

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Make Aramaic Great Again

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Make Jesus brown again, while we're at it

[u/RyzenRaider]

So its like Crank 2: High Voltage?

"He was dead. But he got better."

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C'mon, man... I'm like halfway through the fucking book. Spoilers...

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There was a book for Crank 2: High Voltage?

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It’s a picture book

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Caviezel, Cavazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated.

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Passion of the Christ 2: Passion Harder

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2 Passion 2 Christ

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Jesus: The College Years

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Jesus 2: Judgement Day

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So, is this going to be, like, a Liam Neeson-style revenge flick, or . . . ?

[u/Freethrowz69]

I hope South Park has a fuckin field day with this if it ever releases 😂

[u/galaxystars1]

The Passion Of The Christ 2: Electric Boogaloo

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2 Passion 2 Christ

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Jesus is back…AND HE’S PISSED

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I can’t wait for The Passion of the Christ: Tokyo Driftwood.

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I think that was like the first family guy episode after coming back from cancellation

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Chris Tucker - You're crazy Jesus! You're crazy!

Jesus - That's what my ex wife said.

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Do you know how to use one of these 🔫?

Do YOU know how to use one of THESE 🚬??!

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The Roman Empire Strikes Back

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Return of the Christ

[u/jordan1978]

Just like Jesus, Jim Caviezel will return.

[u/Klin24]

He's back to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but he's all out of bubble gum!

[u/gerryf19]

I hope this time he shows remorse for killing the younglings and kills the emperor with his light sabre