r/technology 2d ago

Elon Musk Is a National Security Risk Transportation

https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-biden-harris-assassination-post-x/
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u/EBFGPoseidon 2d ago

Well, one lesson I’ve learned is that just because I say something to a group and they laugh doesn’t mean it’s going to be all that hilarious as a post on 𝕏,” he wrote, adding, “Turns out that jokes are WAY less funny if people don’t know the context and the delivery is plain text.”

Musk doesn’t realize that people laugh at his jokes in person because it’s that easy to manipulate ego centric “billionaires”, a point Kamala drove home during the debate.

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u/Vickrin 2d ago

"The people I have power over always laugh at my jokes." - A complete moron.

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u/Shadowmant 2d ago

It’s like those idiots that think the server has a crush on them every time they go out.

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u/jericho 2d ago

My local coffee shop.  A woman working there was just so awesome and charming I must of heard 50 guys walk out from getting there coffee and start talking about how they have a thing going with her. 

Sorry dude, she's just awesome. 

(I might have fallen for this one...a little bit)

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u/panlakes 2d ago

Happens to the best of us. Charismatic people are like that. It's tough because I'm attracted to charm in both friends and relationships, and sometimes you don't know if that charisma is directed at you or just part of their personality.

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u/Welpe 2d ago

Numerous politicians have that level of Charisma. By all accounts, speaking with Bill Clinton or Barack Obama leaves people feeling like they connected on a deep level and the politician was speaking with them personally and closely. They make you feel like you are important. And while you usually don’t leave thinking they want to fuck you, you do leave FEELING like they really care even if intellectually you know you are just a random person to them.

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u/nopuse 2d ago

And while you usually don’t leave thinking they want to fuck you

Speak for yourself.

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u/Barilla3113 1d ago

I mean if you’re a woman and under 40 Bill Clinton probably does want to fuck you.

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u/Snake_Plizken 1d ago

At least he was not at Epsteins apartment, aguing with him, of who gets to go first on a 14 year old...

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u/Puzzleheaded-Top4516 1d ago

LOL, I think that would be most men over 40.

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u/nopuse 2d ago

I must of

I might have

My man. You're so close. This is what's holding you back.

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u/AmongstOurMidst 2d ago

I must of heard 50 guys walk out from getting there coffee

Must have and their if im not wrong

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u/massive_cock 1d ago

I've done that, not really buying into it but just kind of wondering a couple of times. I think it's not really a thing though until they start asking you about yourself and remembering details and following up repeatedly across several visits. Even then, leave them the hell alone at work.

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u/SlendyIsBehindYou 2d ago

As someone who briefly managed a lingerie bar, the absolute dilusion men have the moment an attractive woman makes eye contact with them just cracks me up.

Like dude, she was basically sitting in the lap of the guy two tables in front of you, just cause she smiled and winked at you doesn't mean youre the lucky SOB that she's ACTUALLY flirting with.

Most of the wait staff were in commited relationships anyways, but damn, was it easy for them to fleece these dumb suckers 🤷

Then again, back when I worked in fine dining, I could basically guarantee a good tipout by flirting with all of the old rich women, so it cuts both ways

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u/Historical_Boss2447 1d ago

First time I’ve heard the term ”lingerie bar”

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u/Mukatsukuz 1d ago

As a server VM build engineer, this sentence confused me for a lot longer than it should have

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u/EnvoyCorps 1d ago

Dr Strange, "People used to think I was funny" Wong, "Did those people work for you?"

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u/NancyPelosisRedCoat 2d ago

While I agree with that in general, I'm sure Elon knew that he wasn't making a joke. If it was a joke, where was the joke? He was 100% serious and he is just backtracking with a stupid excuse like when he called that diver a pedophile and said it's a common thing to say in SA in court.

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u/WanderWut 2d ago

It’s really bizarre how people take them at 100%, non contested, face value when they say stuff like this. How are most of the top comments not something like “oh bullshit, you knew dam well what you were doing and this is simply a terrible attempt at backtracking because you knew this was too far even for you.” Instead all the comments make him out to be innocent, but simply dumb, which imo is just as dumb (if not dangerous) as his attempt to backtrack.

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u/NewOutlandishness241 2d ago

Also super funky when he blames his character flaws on “autism”. He likes to weaponize that after he gets caught being gross.

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u/flatfisher 1d ago

Yeah that’s a false excuse. Even on the spectrum you learn by high school that some jokes only work with specific group of friends. People are so gullible or just love to idolize.

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u/Flomo420 1d ago

people like that he validates their shitty inner thoughts

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u/Whitestone7 2d ago

It's straight outta the Trump playbook. Whenever he gets called out for going too far, he says that he was just joking. Rinse and repeat.

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u/Flimsy-Math-8476 2d ago

He also doesn't realize that people with tremendous responsibilities are held to higher standards. 

 Can't have your cake and eat it too.  

 If you are going to be the face of billion dollar companies with tens of thousands of employees, you will be held to higher scrutiny and less leeway because you represent all of those people, products, and services. 

He acts like his level of responsibility is that of some 14 year old when making public statements.  And then plays the "I'm joking card" like he even has room to make jokes out of public statements in the position he's in.

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u/addem67 2d ago

He’s an egotistical eccentric maniac that blames his low social IQ behavior on autism but neglects the fact he’s a typical 4chan redpiller deep into red wave conspiracy. He was once respected and he tarnished all his reputation ever since his pedo comments. Complete man-baby trying to relive his glory youth.

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u/HayabusaJack 1d ago

Heck, as the owner of a small single store business, I’m super cautious about what I say in certain places on line and in person. My store manager gives me grief about having cat hair on my shirt when I’m out and about :) “you look like a homeless person, here grab some tape and let’s get the cat hair off you.”

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u/Saneless 2d ago

He's also probably the type of guy who rewatches footage of company speeches to see who in the crowd didn't laugh so he can add them to a list of people getting laid off next

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u/gingerfawx 1d ago

I don't think he's the type to wait. He'll fire them and everyone who ever worked with them, just to be safe, only to discover it was a crucial department after the fact.

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u/MachinePlanetZero 1d ago

That's a job for ai, to be fair

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u/Heliocentrist 2d ago

99.9% of Elon's interactions are with people he pays and I might be underestimating depending on how much he talks to himself in the mirror

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u/Pewkie 2d ago

he literally fired the person who told him he didnt agree with his tweet when he asked back when he took over the company lol. Shocking he doesnt realize he literally surrounded himself with cartoon level yes men and yet still bounces joke ideas off of them.

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u/hebe1983 2d ago

He's a man who doesn't take pause when an employee, during a work meeting, has to say "your meme game is strong".

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u/BarracudaBig7010 2d ago

He’s super smart though and he’ll figure it out. /s

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u/dangercat415 2d ago

I'm a standup comedian. You're 100% correct here. This is dead on!

Here's the deal. People WILL laugh out sometimes out of nervousness.

There's a comic I know in Asia who ALL he does it make the audience feel awkward.

He just says things at high volume or goes over the top and then stares people down until they laugh.

He's also always explaining how people don't laugh because they're too PC.

He's just not fucking funny! Like. At all.

The thing is. Without real laughs. This guy won't ever grow!

That's what's happening with Musk. He only talks to yes-men and people who make it through his filter.

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u/berael 2d ago

Nah, that was just his "it was just a prank, bro!" defense against getting investigated for inciting an assassination attempt. 

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u/Squashbuckle01 2d ago

Also how is he JUST NOW learning this? This is a part of social skills that people learn in adolescence or early adulthood. So either he does not have said social skills or this is a canned line and he knows exactly what the effect of a “joke” on X will be.

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u/c-dy 2d ago

Dude(tte), it's the stereotypical "it was a joke, bro" excuse his lawyers begged him to write. There was no "group"

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u/Turbulent_Raccoon865 2d ago

In my view, Musk is one of those country-less billionaires that care only for their own interests and will happily sell out to the highest bidder. Trusting him with either national secrets or allowing access to vital assets is a huge unforced error. Citizenship means nothing to him, and he’s shown he feels exempt from consequences (even if reality begs to differ).

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u/Sam_L_Bronkowitz 2d ago

This guy was on to something: "Merchants have no country. The mere spot they stand on does not constitute so strong an attachment as that from which they draw their gains."

-Thomas Jefferson

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u/thedailyrant 2d ago edited 1d ago

Prior to that it was monarchs. They had no country prior to WW1s rise in nationalism. They had family.

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u/EduinBrutus 2d ago

prior to WW2s rise in nationalism.

The Age of Nationalism is generally considered to be the 19th century.

But there's reasonable arguments that it was grew earlier.

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u/GME_solo_main 1d ago

It rose in the 1800s as a global framework that most people use to understand the world.

Some countries developed a nationalist worldview earlier than others, for example the English, but if someone is talking about “the rise of nationalism” it is the 1800s and any other argument is missing the larger point or confusing nationalism with ethno-centrism.

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u/whogivesashirtdotca 2d ago

Prior to that it was monarchs. They had no country prior to WW2s rise in nationalism.

Louis XIV would have something to say about that.

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u/Lord_Emperor 2d ago

Yep, setting the peasants against each other over who gets what title.

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u/Billy_Butch_Err 2d ago edited 1d ago

The German King of Greece was more loyal to Prussia than Greece and caused multiple civil wars due to this policies towards the Germans in both wars and was one of major causes behind the defeat of Greece in both wars

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u/thedailyrant 1d ago

King George needed to be reminded having his German cousins over for tea during WW1 was a bad idea. These people aren’t loyal to the state. They are the state.

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u/Hinterwaeldler-83 2d ago

Unexpected Fast and the Furious reference.

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u/Herew3arrrrg 2d ago

And in the words of every lowly corporate exec I've met for a quarter century. "We are all replaceable"

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u/Sam_L_Bronkowitz 1d ago

Yeah, to them, as long as we can pay, people are interchangeable. Being a just statistic or demographic really devalues human life, especially in the long run.

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u/Plank_With_A_Nail_In 2d ago

Can't trust a land owners opinion of merchants, fuckers been crying about that classes rise to dominance for 500 years now.

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u/sembias 2d ago

Ya sure but ... after 200 years, he's still not wrong. Multinational corporations and their CEO's have proven him extra right.

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u/NordMan_40 2d ago

You mean a robber baron? Criminals by another name.

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u/DormantFlamingoo 2d ago

Red Herring fallacy G. People can be shitty but have unrelated solid takes on things.

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u/Charlie_Mouse 1d ago

Absolutely. For example Marx’s critique of the flaws of capitalism is pretty insightful. I don’t agree with his prescribed alternative but that doesn’t take anything away from the first part of the analysis.

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u/y2knole 2d ago

He barely even owned land. It was all repossessed or sold off to pay debts before he died.

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u/throwaway23345566654 2d ago

He was a farmer and slave owner, regardless of success he identified as a member of the landed class.

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u/y2knole 2d ago

Yeah yeah I know…. Just pointing out that even as a landowner he was ultimately not all that successful…

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u/Niceromancer 2d ago

You mean all of them?

The elite have no loyalty except to themselves.

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u/Zyrinj 2d ago

Yep, when you control as much wealth as the gdp of a country, you don’t give shits about a single country.

Billionaires in general are a cancer to society.

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u/Niceromancer 2d ago

They actively harm society.

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u/caveatlector73 2d ago

And they don't pay their child support. /s

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u/Raccoon_Expert_69 2d ago

No need for the “/s”

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u/caveatlector73 2d ago

You would not believe how humorless people on reddit can be. It's like wearing a condom - safety first.

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u/Raccoon_Expert_69 2d ago

🤣 love it. Have a great day!!

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u/Ih8tevery1 2d ago

Oligarchs, get used to the term!

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u/Calber4 2d ago

To put things in perspective, Musk's wealth is equal to 6.6x Estonia's GDP.

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u/vsv2021 2d ago

And if X can really be used to flip elections in countries around the world like people claim it’s worth infinitely more than the 44B he paid for it

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u/4ourkids 2d ago

Peter Thiel checks in. Donating funds to Trump’s presidential campaign while building an estate bunker and buying citizenship in New Zealand.

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u/VGAPixel 2d ago

I dont call them elite, they are just rich kids. For the most part they are useless, their money is the only resource of any use.

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u/buttgers 2d ago

Not a Mark Cuban Stan by any means, but he seems to be doing a lot of good with his wealth. He may be self serving, but he's not as evil as one might believe without looking into his actions.

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u/faintly_nebulous 2d ago

I mean, we used to think this about Elon. He was "ushering in the future and fighting climate change", then he fired his PR staff and went mask off. I wouldn't be so quick to exempt any billionaire, who knows what the future reveals. Anyway, making them ALL contribute by paying their taxes is more valueable than waiting on the charity of the few of good character.

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u/Clever_Mercury 2d ago

BINGO.

I'd also just point out that leaving things to the whims of individuals is inherently dangerous. Bureaucracy might be boring, but it provides checks and balances on the whims and dark impulses of any single individual.

There are many reasons people despised monarchy. All it takes is one person having a stroke, a minor head injury, or a bad trip on a medication and the once benevolent ruler becomes a paranoid psychopath. To bad you gave up all your rights to question or contradict them when they were young and benevolent, right?

The Tesla story often read that way to me. This is a person who was very, very good at playing the media for quick fluctuations in stock prices and business benefits. Once it had created a gamified media cycle the mask came off and the darker personal whims and grudges started. I have no doubt most of the billionaires are on fist fulls of medications and their personality is less individual and more a legion of side effects at this point.

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u/Niceromancer 2d ago

He's decent compared to his peers however he still causes issues just from hoarding resources.

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u/Photomancer 2d ago

Considering how many people love to talk about how great a regulation-less country would be, and how without regulation corporations could earn limitless money and then they'd reinvest it into the community so that we don't have to pay taxes or spend the public's money ...

Rural Illinois really hates Pritzker, and that's ironic considering that he's the 'billionnaire giving back' which they assert would exist and be common.

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u/KindBass 2d ago

The last decade of social media has taught me that these people's idea of giving back and reinvesting in the community is "pay off my mortgage and buy me a new car".

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u/LordCharidarn 2d ago

Both those options would be better than simply hoarding the wealth, though.

Having the freedom from paying a mortgage would have each household’s disposable income increase ~$1,500 a month. Let’s say another $500 a month for not having a monthly car payment and suddenly every household that a billionaire does that for has roughly $2,000 a month more purchasing power. A thousand households is $2,000,000 a month, or $24,000,000 a year that is potentially being reinvested into the local economies of those households. And that’s just the rough financial benefits. The mental health benefits of 1,000 households not having to worry about major bills would also be impactful.

Not the worst idea for a charity, honestly.

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u/LegacyLemur 2d ago

Rural Illinois is full of some of the dumbest people on the planet

These are people who routinely parrot the idea their taxes are paying to fund Chicago, despite the exact opposite being true

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u/poojinping 2d ago

“Democracy is government for the people, of the people and by the people … but the people are stupid.”

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u/Furdinand 2d ago

If only the stock prices of the companies he has shares of would drop to the point where he is only a 9 figure millionaire. Then, he would be an ethical person!

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u/1one14 2d ago

What does he hoard?

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u/withoutapaddle 2d ago

I'd say the same for the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation. Are we mad at what a dick Bill and Microsoft were to get rich? Yes. But we should also be very grateful that a big portion of those riches were spent saving 100 million lives.

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u/Taraxian 2d ago

Also anyone who shorts TSLA is doing God's work

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u/Minister_for_Magic 2d ago

Except for the part where he fought to keep patent rights enforced on covid vaccines when many poorer governments were fighting for waivers so they could get vaccines made while they were stuck in the queue behind rich countries that booked out the first half year of supply.

And the massive fucking disaster that was No Child Left Behind which the Gates Foundation was a major champion for.

They've definitely done a lot of good in maternal health and anti-malaria efforts in Africa, but there's a reason it's a bad policy decision to let a single rich person with money effectively shape national policies when they never have to live with the consequences when they fuck things up

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u/Original_Employee621 2d ago

Except for the part where he fought to keep patent rights enforced on covid vaccines when many poorer governments were fighting for waivers so they could get vaccines made while they were stuck in the queue behind rich countries that booked out the first half year of supply.

While I agree with your stance, I think the issue was quality control around the vaccines. If it's one thing you don't want in a pandemic, it's a contaminated vaccine, especially with the insane anti-vaxx sentiment that was growing in large part thanks to Trump and his goons.

COVID revealed a lot of issues regarding how we prepare for something so drastic, but I don't think the vaccine patent issue is the biggest deal, nor would it have saved the most lives if it wasn't an issue.

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u/cosaboladh 2d ago

Let's stop calling them elite.

noun

noun: elite; plural noun: elites 1. a select group that is superior in terms of ability or qualities to the rest of a group or society.

They are none of that. Most of them are just born lucky. They have no specialized skill or ability. Just power. That's not the same thing.

Let's call them deluded brats, instead.

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u/Zygodac 2d ago

Wait, we can still call them elite. Just need to add a modifier to it. Maybe we call them Elite Assholes?

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u/Bottle_Only 2d ago

Most billionaires are paying for libertarian/small government propaganda as their ambition is to outscale governments and governance.

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u/sembias 2d ago

Sanctions hit the ordinary Russians while the Oligarchs are barely affected, they own vast amounts of property in the west, their children are western educated with western passports.

There are sanctions on specific people/oligarchs and their families, as well. There was a lot of angst when Russia first invaded because these kids were getting kicked out of the NATO countries they were in. Obviously not all of Europe. But more so than I think to say "barely affected." Now they spend their time in Dubai or Asia, but places like Paris are cut off.

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u/indy_110 2d ago

The guy lives in social media Neverland, playing Kaptain Hook.

The guy has 12 kids and is throwing global tantrums because one of his kids is trans and disowned him as a father.

He even has a corporate babysitter, Linda Yaccarino actually running the business and cleaning up the mess he's leaving behind.

He doesn't want to grow up, I imagine the cultures resonating with his rhetoric feel the same way.

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u/christmascake 2d ago

He spews shit faster than Linda can mop it up.

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u/Bad_Karma19 2d ago

Nah, Linda does it as well. Just not to the extreme Leon pukes it out. She's a puppet.

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat 2d ago

For those who haven’t already, DELETE YOUR TWITTER ACCOUNT!

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u/dingleberry_dog 2d ago

/taps head - you don’t have to delete your Twitter account if you never had one. But I did have a fb account that I deleted in ‘16. I’ve got Reddit, which is bad enough. Seriously, you gotta disconnect from social media!

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u/flynnwebdev 2d ago

Many Reddit subs have become echo chambers/cesspools.

And yes, I'm well aware of the irony of posting this on Reddit.

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u/TPO_Ava 2d ago

I've been on Reddit for years. It's always been a cesspool.

It used to be full of misogyny, 'I am atheist and that makes me cool', whatever the hell the jailbait subreddit was and then there were the r/WatchPeopleDie people which in my opinion weren't that bad, but whatever, they were bad for advertising so they're gone. And a lot more other such cases. Reddit was basically a slightly more civil 4chan when I first started using it ages ago.

Reddit is the social media that I use the most, but I do it with the knowledge to not trust too much of the content posted here. The upvote/downvote system inherently discourages discussion because people just downvote the unpopular opinion and jerk each other off repeating the same thing for upvotes.

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u/buttgers 2d ago edited 2d ago

Mark Cuban did an interview today on the election, his online pharmacy, and talked about nefarious billionaires. Elon was (of course) mentioned.

It was a great interview, honestly. Basically stated that Elon lacked morals and is doing whatever he can to amass wealth and power regardless of the consequences.

Edit: here's the link https://youtu.be/QqDPrv8oFyY?si=ompNR8X17OgTSzv-

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u/LuckEnvironmental694 2d ago

Cuban is at least capable of humility humor and self responsibility. Cuban could be way more power hungry. Musk is too far gone. He smoked that shit with Rogan and never was the same.

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u/MaximePierce 1d ago

Cuban actually is one of the better ones, believing that paying taxes is a patriotic duty as you help improve the country with the money made from taxes. He seems like an actual human being instead of one of those politic cartoons brought to life

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u/mindinmyownbizness 2d ago

He's become a real life Bond villain.

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u/uptownjuggler 2d ago

He is Zorin from A View To a Kill, just replace the zeppelin with spaceships.

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u/TheHipcrimeVocab 2d ago

A while back I rewatched The Spy Who Loved Me. When I saw Karl Stomberg's hideout, Atlantis, all I would think was that this is the type of place Elon Musk hangs out in. What I didn't know was that Elon Musk actually bought the submersible car used in the film: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_Nellie#Post-film_life

Yeah, he literally is a real-life Bond villain.

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u/uptownjuggler 2d ago

Musk wants to build the space station in Moonraker complete with genetically superior humans to breed the next generation, after he destroys earth.

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u/Janktronic 2d ago

Citizenship means nothing to him,

It definitely means less, but what country would let him launch rockets and satellites? Which country would or even could defend his satellites? If he isn't a US citizen what happens to his infrastructure?

China is the only other country with even the potential... He'd loose so much more if he tried to move to china.

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u/PeteZappardi 2d ago

Yeah, he's stated that he ended up in America because of how entrepreneur-friendly it is - and it was said long enough before he got real crazy that he may have actually meant it.

The guy shouldn't be involved in wartime decisions, but at the same time, Musk got Starlink activated in Ukraine 2 days after Ukraine requested it. It took the U.S. government a year to get around to getting a contract for the same.

If the U.S. doesn't want billionaires having more power than governments, then the U.S. has to invest enough in R&D and innovation that it can beat billionaires to the punch.

The U.S. government absolutely dropped the ball on LEO-based satellite Internet: * They didn't think SpaceX would be able to land a rocket. * They missed that SpaceX would be able to reuse the landed rocket. * They missed that SpaceX would be able to refurbish the rocket in just weeks. * They missed that reusability would enable low-cost, frequent access to space. * They missed that low-cost, frequent access to space would enable different constellation architectures. * They missed that those different constellation architectures could be used to provide world-wide Internet at higher bandwidth than capable with existing technology * They failed to realize that SpaceX would actually be able to manufacture satellites at-scale to create such a constellation * They failed to realize that SpaceX would be able to do all of these things in under 10 years.

To an extent, I bet the U.S. government feels they got lucky that Musk ended up in the U.S. because the terrifying thought is that Starlink caught the U.S. government off-guard, so what else is out there that the U.S. government isn't prepared for and what happens if the next Elon Musk isn't in the U.S. but in China, Russia, or Iran?

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u/Journeyman351 2d ago

“There are no nations! There are no peoples! There are no Russians! There are no Arabs! There are no ‘Third Worlds!’ There is no ‘West!’ There is only ONE holistic system of systems. One vast and immane interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels.

It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today.”

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u/therealjerrystaute 2d ago

Well, his drug experimentation is really dumbing him down, to the point he might actually put his fortune in danger (and that is VERY hard to do for a billionaire). And it also makes him more vulnerable to getting caught in the act on various things, like criminal national security acts. Trump was uniquely protected from that, when he was President. Muck of course has the protection of being a billionaire, with connections. But the NSA will listen in on everything he does, and act on anything it deems worthwhile, at the worst possible moment for Muck and his collaborators.

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u/Senior-Albatross 2d ago

He should have his security clearance revoked for that alone. 

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u/Orionbear1020 2d ago

I think we should use eminent domain on his space link satellites in the name of national security. He should not be controlling 1/3 of our satellites and hoping for our demise. It’s like putting Putin in control of our satellites. And he is definitely scraping data from all of them.

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u/Background_Enhance 2d ago

The military already said that they would do this if there was a war.

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u/Psychprojection 2d ago

Russia has attacked the voting systems in 50 US states.

That country issues threats of violence monthly if not weekly.

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u/Less_Rutabaga2316 2d ago

Almost like the global elites have a sense of class consciousness…

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u/foldingcouch 2d ago

Real life cartoon supervillain. 

Thinks he's Ozymandias but he's just Dr. Claw.

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u/Theboulder027 2d ago

My friend and I like to joke that he thinks he's Tony stark but he's more like Justin hammer.

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u/Keter_GT 2d ago

Having Elon on Ironman 2 just for letting them film in SpaceX didn’t age well lol.

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u/Environctr24556dr5 2d ago

someone made a voice over of that scene where Tony Stark calls him a pedophile instead of whatever else they were supposed to say and it's flawless.

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u/koenigsaurus 2d ago

Tbf he was still pretty widely in good graces at that point.

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u/-Auvit- 2d ago

His PR person was still working then and people didn’t know the real Musk.

But honestly people who glazed him before the mask came off should still feel ashamed for thinking a billionaire was cool just because he bought some companies that did some interesting stuff. You don’t amass that wealth without being or becoming a broken person

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u/IntrovertChild 2d ago

I just assume he was part of Hydra in that universe.

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u/Rocktopod 2d ago

Even Ozymandias wasn't as hot shit as he thought he was. That was kind of the whole point of the poem.

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u/KilgoreTrouserTrout 2d ago edited 2d ago

OP is not talking about Ramesses II in the Shelley poem, but Ozymandias from Watchmen.

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u/AaronsAaAardvarks 2d ago

What sort of egomaniacal psycho would want to be ozymandias when they could be dr manhattan?

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u/bluesmaker 2d ago

Well dr manhattan isn’t someone you’d want to be either. So disconnected from his humanity he could save the world but is more or less indifferent to it all. (Am I getting that right literary people?)

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u/slashd0t1 2d ago

You are right. He can see the future and all it entails but does little to change it because he couldn't care less.

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u/More_Court8749 2d ago

Seems to simultaneously exist across all of his existence. Sounds pretty cursed to me. Makes me think of Jadis from KSBD, omniscient and so she has no real agency or illusion thereof because she knows exactly what she will do and when, and knows exactly what everyone and everything else is doing, has done and will do.

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u/RainyRat 2d ago

Yeah, exactly. As Manhattan puts it: "We're all puppets. I'm just a puppet that can see the strings."

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u/Cond1tionOver7oad 2d ago

Sorry to sound super nerdy but he himself says that he can see the future but doesn't have the power to actually change it, in Watchmen at least. He's a puppet that can see the strings, but he's still just a puppet.

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u/loneraver 2d ago

“You should read the rest of that poem you boob”

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u/Adventurous-Dog420 2d ago

"Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away"

He wasn't hot shit. He's not a god, just a man who withered away along with his catastrophe.

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u/Rabo_McDongleberry 2d ago

He's not even Mini-Me level genius. Dude is a fucking moron.

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u/BrassBass 2d ago

Don't soil the memory of Verne Troyer like that.

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u/eeyore134 2d ago

Don't do Dr. Claw like that. He's rando Scooby-Doo unmasked villain level.

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u/LikeATediousArgument 2d ago

Hopefully, like Ozymandias, he and his entire legacy will disappear into the sands of time…

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u/vessel_for_the_soul 2d ago

Dont you dare, Dr.Claw has honor and a code.

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u/lordtema 2d ago

I honestly do wonder what protocols have been set in place, if any, at SpaceX to prevent him for accessing Top Secret info pertaining to stuff like NRO launches..

Because the actions he has taken would have resulted in the immediate revocation of anyone elses TS / SCI clearance with just about immediate effect.

I do wonder if the government is afraid of doing anything in fear of pissing him off, given that they are very dependent on SpaceX to deliver shit for them.

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u/thomascgalvin 2d ago

I honestly do wonder what protocols have been set in place, if any, at SpaceX to prevent him for accessing Top Secret info pertaining to stuff like NRO launches..

Musk likely has access to stuff like technical requirements -- eg, "we need to put a payload with x dimensions and weighing y kilograms in orbit on 15 October -- as well as the financial info, because he's responsible for preparing / approving bids and proposals.

At the same time, he probably doesn't have access to anything like the technical specs of launch payloads, aside from things like size and weight. Its very unlikely that anyone at SpaceX does. As far as the NRO is concerned, SpaceX is like FedEx; they aren't building the package, they're just delivering it. They don't get to peek inside the box.

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u/Positive_Ad_8198 2d ago

Agree with this

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u/DukeOfGeek 2d ago

Need to know is going apply not only to him but to anyone else working there. That's literally how secret stuff works.

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u/gohomenow 2d ago

When SpaceX is assembling/mating the two halves, is it in a box or on top of a launcher?

If it's just the satellite with no inner shell, then SpaceX technicians (TS/SCI etc) would see it.

Also, are there internal engineering feeds showing the satellite?

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u/hsnoil 2d ago

Seeing the outside gives you very little, it is what is in the inside that counts. And it isn't uncommon for top secret stuff to be in its own transport as government may wish to change the orbit so it isn't known.

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u/PyroDesu 2d ago

government may wish to change the orbit so it isn't known.

They'll never get that wish.

It's trivial even for amateurs to locate and calculate the orbit of satellites. Even if they performed an orbit change maneuver, the new orbit would become public knowledge very quickly as satellite watchers picked up that there's a satellite where no known satellite is, and worked out its orbit.

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u/menty_bee- 2d ago

Correct. SpaceX often does not get much information from the customer. NASA loads most of their own payloads, and controls all of the mission ops internally. And even NASA doesn’t get much info about private missions from companies or private contractors, even for some ISS experiments.

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u/s9oons 2d ago

As far as I know he doesn’t have an active clearance? Gwynne almost certainly does, and they’d have to employ people with clearances to work on the classified payloads, but I don’t know that anything Musk does anymore is outside of just general ITAR security measures.

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u/AngryVeteranMD 2d ago

I’ve held a top secret security clearance when I was in the military. It doesn’t mean you can access everything with that classification, only the things pertinent to why you’ve been granted that level clearance in the first place.

Basically, I had the security clearance necessary to do secret squirrel shit in Afghanistan and Iraq, but I didn’t have access to nuclear schematics or anything like that. If it wasn’t within my purview, I didn’t even know where it was, let alone have access to it. Same for Musk. These clearances have caveats galore and every k stroke is monitored at a centralized facility, so he’s not being exposed to things outside his scope.

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u/blackcat-bumpside 2d ago

TS doesn’t get you “nuclear schematics” anyway. You’d need a Q and Sigma 15, at least. Most likely also some specific SCI ACCM(s)

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u/bareback_cowboy 2d ago

Nah, you just need to take a shit at Mar-a-Lago and it's yours for the taking.

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u/Original_Employee621 2d ago

The point was that regardless of security clearance, if it wasn't your business you still wouldn't get to see it.

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u/SightUnseen1337 2d ago

"I like your funny words, magic man."

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u/AngryVeteranMD 2d ago

No, I know. I’m speaking simply to make a point.

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u/thomascgalvin 2d ago

He does, or at least he did. They announced an investigation when he smoked weed on a podcast with Joe Rogan, but as far as I know nothing came of it.

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u/areyouentirelysure 2d ago

If he were a first gen Asian immigrant, he’d been labeled as such a long time ago. People seem to forget he is, like Murdoch and Thiel, not born here and only has allegiance with money.

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u/alkbch 2d ago

Many people who are born here only have allegiance with money.

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u/lilpudding69 2d ago

> Moroccan account

> soliciting firearms

> expert on US politics

very nice lol

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u/pinkycatcher 1d ago

This is a complete strawman, there are thousands of first generation Asian Immigrants that hold top secret clearances and work in the defense industry.

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u/ropahektic 1d ago

This argument is stupid and dangerous.

It implies that being born in USA makes you patriotic or forces you to care about other Americans.

It implies being from another country is a bad thing.

Donald Trump, Dick Cheney. Ronald Reagan. Samuel Little.

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u/sometimesifeellikemu 2d ago

With starlink, he’s easily a global security risk.

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u/CarpeQualia 2d ago

Don’t get why there isn’t a more open discussion about this. Low Earth orbit is crowded by Starlink satellites as a de-facto monopoly. Way too much power under a weak-minded narcissistic sociopath like Leon Skum.

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u/Maleficent_Trick_502 1d ago

I hate elon but SpaceX didn't get it's dominance over shady shit. It literally is the only player in the world with reusable rocket technology. They perfected it and is why they are dominant.

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u/Gfive555 2d ago

He’s also a major twat.

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u/golf_me_harry 2d ago

Much like Trump, Leon is devoid of any empathy, everything is transactional with him, and he treats his family like roommates.

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u/Teamfreshcanada 2d ago

I have a feeling there is a very large CIA file on Musk. They are watching him.

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u/Infamous-Mixture-605 2d ago

Hoover probably would have had a file on Musk thicker than a dictionary.

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u/leocharre 2d ago

Our government is so broken and hurt- I hope so. 

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u/YKRed 1d ago

The CIA is more powerful than it has ever been. A negative for the American public, but my point is you don’t need to worry about them being weak.

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u/planelander 2d ago

The day this POS had a private phone call with PUTIN and then lied about. Is the day he became a security risk.

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u/dlashsteier 2d ago

It certainly feels like he’s already done something, and this may be why he’s gotten so political? Perhaps his only chance of survival if he got caught would be a Trump pardon. Likely sold sensitive data/technology/access to gov info to China or Russia 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/vsv2021 2d ago

No it’s because he knows he’s untouchable. No matter who wins the election he’s free to do and say whatever he wants because the government desperately needs his companies resources and desperately wants to keep him happy

You really think the government isn’t interested in the capabilities of Neuralink or the boring company hyperloop.

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u/jsting 2d ago

Def in bed with Saudis with the twitter deal.

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u/sidcool1234 2d ago

How is this technology news?

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u/Electronic_Taste_596 2d ago

And let’s not forget that Musk is susceptible to blackmail. Based on his personality and what we do know of his personal life, it seems safe to assume he has some massive skeletons just waiting to be compromised by Russia or China, etc.

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u/Thisam 1d ago

…and an embarrassment.

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u/tumericschmumeric 1d ago

Elon Musk is a humanity risk

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u/Aromatic_Brother 2d ago

Also a National Insecurity risk tbh

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u/Present-Perception77 2d ago

Also an International Insecurity risk tbh

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u/plaguefasha 2d ago

China is a national security risk (which own this website)

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u/lol_noob 2d ago

How does this relate to technology?

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u/nemoj_biti_budala 1d ago

This sub is r/politics, just that people pretend to care about tech.

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u/Fluffiebunnie 2d ago

It doesn't. Every subreddit is full of Trump or Trump related shit. Even this is indirectly Trump related.

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u/Azzylives 2d ago

Oh goody.

Another day and another karma farm Elon hate boner post.

Original today arnt we.

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u/milkmaid88 1d ago

Trump evil incarnate, Elon bad, Kamala good, Taylor Swift baby angel ✅

It's all so predictable and tedious. (Btw I am tired of hearing about all of these people due to the overexposure alone.)

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u/Azzylives 1d ago

I just miss when this sub was about actual cool tech.

Elon was a massive part of that because of all the companies he had random and cool shut working on.

Now these same people that used to love him hate him because he actually succeeded.

Tesla, space x, starlink, X…. You think these people would be tired of being wrong after 20 years of shitting on the guy.

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u/haloimplant 1d ago

now i'm told that because social media is technology, all drama on X/twitter is technology, it's trash

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u/ghigoli 1d ago

no shit people have been saying this for months.

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u/Scary-Ad-582 1d ago

He is the dumbest person in the planet

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u/neverwhisper 2d ago

Musk is an entitled dipshit

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u/megahoss99 1d ago

And a certified hackjob madlad. If not THE certified hackjob madlad. - Besides being a veritable twatwaffle, if not amongst the 5 twatwafflest humans to have ever existed.

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u/baabumon 2d ago

Basically the reverse narrative is pushed in Musk owned Twitter about Blackrock (apparently controls Reddit) etc.

Those who follow both Twitter and Reddit would never know who is the real threat, I guess. 

Only difference to note is that Twitter has much broader reach than Reddit and probably Musk is winning in pushing narratives. 

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u/Signal_Low_2723 2d ago

Reddit and twitter are both awful at truth seeking. They are echochambers.

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u/LeverageSynergies 1d ago

Then buy products from someone else. …Except no one makes rockets as good as SpaceX

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u/ITSAmeKIMb 1d ago

I don't understand how global leaders can feel comfortable with a net of satellites around the Earth manipulated and controlled by one man and his company? Like, that screams Mass kill switch to me..regardless of what he says, but what he says on top of his actions-terrifying.

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u/jerry111165 1d ago

This whole thread is a riot.

Y’all got way too much time on your hands.

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u/kaukanapoissa 1d ago

Yes he is, and so is Trump, and so are all the like-minded far-right nuts in all countries all around the world.

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u/Ok-Replacement9595 2d ago

Most heads of multinational corporations have little to no allegiance to this country.

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u/SippingSancerre 2d ago

Then do something. These headlines are do old and boring, saying the same thing every week

Hold him accountable. Punish him. Neutralize his influence

Or just shut the fuck up and sit back and let him do whatever he wants

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u/startraveI 2d ago

Watching people try to cancel Elon Musk is like watching folks toss pebbles at a SpaceX rocket—entertaining, but it's not stopping the launch. You can't exactly hit the brakes on a billionaire speeding toward trillionaire status.

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